Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Latest explanation for the Holocaust: Syphilis

"An encounter with a Jewish prostitute in Vienna in 1908 may have given Hitler neuro-syphilis and provided the 'deadly logic and blueprint for the Holocaust' as well as giving him a reason to attempt to eliminate the mentally retarded, according to evidence presented at the Royal College of Psychiatrists." Read on
Other possible causes that we've heard: seeing his parents having sex, getting his testicle bitten off by a goat as a boy, seeing a weird looking Jew in Vienna, his mother dying of breast cancer while in the care of a Jewish doctor, being Jewish, not getting into art college, his beloved niece falling in love with a Jewish musician, meth addiction and probably a couple of other notable conjectures.

The thing we love about this new theory is that the prostitute was Jewish, which seems to be a common thread in many of the stories. It sort of puts the blame for the holocaust onto some mysterious and hapless Jew, which is another form of blaming the victim.

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