Friday, October 31, 2014

Miss Hitler 2014

Miss Ostland 2014, as it’s called, is a social media pageant tribute to Ostland, the Nazi civilian occupation regime of the Baltic states in 1941 in which more than a million Jews were murdered. But Miss Ostland isn’t all about genocide. Actually, it’s more about “feminine beauty” than anything else.


First prize

A piece of jewelry from a company called “Magic Workshop,” featuring the rune so beloved by
the Nazis’ occult branch—the Thule Society—and birds.

Second prize

An on-trend pendant that combines the classic German Iron Cross and Third Reich heraldry. Just the thing for a young Nazi who wants to throw down.

Sweet ass cookies for the rest of the losers

Want to be 2014′s Miss Hitler? Here’s how you qualify:
1) Be a woman.
2) Be a Nazi.
3) Be a woman Nazi.
4) Be a woman who hates Jews.
5) Be a member of the “Adolf Hitler” VKontakte group.
6) Post a sexy Nazi pic.
7) Get other Nazis to like your pic.
8) Don’t insult other women’s pictures. Nazis are a lot of things, but they are apparently not catty on social media.

Check out the contestants! ->

A Russian Fan Site for Nazi's Crowdsources logo

Russia’s Facebook, seems to be a breeding ground for creative and looks-conscious Nazis.
-First the Nazis hold a Miss Hitler pageant.
-Then they launch a Project Runway-style search for the best Nazi designer.-And now a VK group called Aryan Girls, which has close to 7,000 followers, is currently holding an online poll to decide on its new logo.

The group is pretty much what you’d guesswomen with interests in the White Power movementand posts images and opinions such as: “A white woman shouldn’t be ashamed of her ancestors, their knowledge, their talents, her naivety [sic] and her own shyness. White girls are the cutest in their natural manifestations.” It also disseminates swastikas and other Nazi imagery along with Ukrainian nationalist statements.

The Swastika: Symbol Beyond Redemption?

20th Century fad: Fruit packaging, a Coca-Cola pendant, and a pack of cards, all from the US

In the Western world the swastika is synonymous with fascism, but it goes back thousands of years and has been used as a symbol of good fortune in almost every culture in the world. As more evidence emerges of its long pre-Nazi history in Europe, can this ancient sign ever shake off its evil associations?

A Hindu boy with a shaved head, and a giant vase at a Buddhist temple in Japan
Fragments of a 12th Century princess's collar
Left: Grecian architectural swastikas in the Kiev museum. Right: Brooklyn Academy of Music (New York)


Thursday, October 30, 2014

Hitler's personal copy of 'Mein Kampf' could bring $100G at auction

A 1932 edition of the Nazi leader's autobiography was found in Der Fuhrer's Munich apartment and liberated by a G.I. in 1945. Dealer Craig Gottlieb: 'This is not your run-of-the-mill copy of 'Mein Kampf.'

As of Sunday night, the bidding was only at $7,100.
A copy of “Mein Kampf” signed by Hitler sold in March for just under $65,000.
Gottlieb, a star on the History Channel’s Pawn Stars, is the author of several books on antiques and collectibles.


Hitler's Sexual Perversions Examined

Novelist Martin Amis said Adolf Hitler's sexual nature was "asexuality with a little bit of petty bourgeois perversion".
In a video interview with The Telegraph, the twice Booker Prize-winner proposed theories about the fanatical German dictator's sex life off the back of his new novel, The Zone of Interest.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

CIA Hires Nazis to fight Russians, Hides them in America

The Central Intelligence Agency and other U.S. spy agencies recruited at least 1,000 former Nazis as spies and informants during the Cold War and went to great lengths to cover up that many of the former Nazis were living in the U.S., the New York Times reports.
The report — adapted from the forthcoming “The Nazis Next Door: How America Became a Safe Haven for Hitler’s Men,” by Times reporter Eric Lichtblau — documents how Cold Warriors like the FBI’s J. Edgar Hoover and the CIA’s Allen Dulles courted former Nazis on account of their purported  ”intelligence value against the Russians.”

Hadio pulls Hitler Afro Shirts

 Hitler afro shirt – Hadio

A woman spotted a t-shirt of Adolf Hitler with an afro at Montreal store called Hadio. She was so outraged, she sent the owner a letter from her lawyer. The complaint led Hadio clothing to take the T-shirts of the shelves.

A store salesman says the T-shirts were not intended to be anti-Semitic.
"Most people we sold it to use it to make a joke to their friends," explains the employee who wanted to stay anonymous.
The spokesman for the Centre for Israel and Jewish affairs thinks the design is harmless.
"Making Hitler an object of ridicule is not a bad thing," says David Ouellette.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

“Poo Throw Hitler”: Dr. Jane Goodall helps John Oliver pick a good chimpanzee name

John Oliver spoke to Dr. Jane Goodall during Sunday night’s edition of People Who Think Good, on “Last Week Tonight.”

Tonight: Hitler Guest Spot on DirecTV's Downtown Abbey Parody Premier

Downton Abbey doesn’t return to American televisions until January, but CollegeHumor and DirecTV paired up to give us something to satisfy our British-period-drama thirst with The Britishes, a series of Downton Abbey parodies.
Adolf Hitler visits the Britishes’ (yes, that’s the family’s last name) estate in the first episode, titled “The Charming Mr. Hitler.” In the sketch, Hitler woos the ladies with his Germandrawing skills, and desire to traveland somehow escapes accusations of his evil.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

USA Deports Nazis, Continues Social Security Payments To Exiles

Dozens of suspected Nazis and SS guards collected millions in benefits after they were deported from the U.S. or persuaded to give up their citizenship, a two-year investigation by the Associated Press found, and some of them are still alive and receiving their payments. The report says the benefits were used as a bargaining tool to get suspects to leave the country voluntarily — a claim denied by the Justice Department.

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Friday, October 17, 2014

Review: Meet the Hitlers

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From its droll premise, Tulane University graduate Matt Ogens' documentary Meet the Hitlers follows the infamous moniker back into the past and out into the world, finding subjects in such far-flung locales as Salt Lake City, Utah, Ecuador and the Rhineland. What might have been merely a gimmick resolves into a strange and strangely powerful portrait of bloodlines and family ties, by turns funny, upsetting and affecting. "It's been a little journey, people asking me about my name," carpenter Hitler Gutierrez says, but Meet the Hitlers is nothing of the sort: it contains multitudes.

It screens twice at the New Orleans Film Festival. Ogens previously directed the documentary Confessions of a Superhero, about people who impersonate comic book heroes at Hollywood's Walk of Fame. Ogens also has directed projects for ESPN.

Marshalling a colorful band of Hitlers, Hittlers, Hitler parodists, Hitler imitators and Hitler researchers, from 16-year-old Emily to 80-year-old Gene, the film turns out to be as interested in the practice of naming as in the name itself. With artful, kitschy montages of family photos, drivers' licenses, household clutter and suburban streets, Ogens depicts the diverse fabrics from which identity is made, and the connection, however superficial, to history's most notorious villain elicits a similarly wide range of responses. Shame, humor, sorrow and pride all shadow the film, as if the very word "Hitler" is in the eye of the beholder. "It's sooo Hittler!" a friend exclaims as Emily twirls in a frilly, sparkly pink dress; "I'm a stranger," says German Romano Lukas Hitler, who claims to be Adolf Hitler's nephew. "I'm a stranger everywhere. The only person I have is God."

From these loose ends — a New Jersey neo-Nazi, an artist living in Oregon, a journalist searching for Adolf Hitler's last living relations in a Long Island, New York village — Meet the Hitlers weaves a remarkable narrative of disparate people linked as much by a craving for kinship as they are by the titular surname.

"I will never die as long as I have family," Gene says, before showing his daughters their ancestors' graves.

"This is the only place left for the Hitler family," Romano says, pointing to his own burial plot.

As the film's subjects pore over archives and heirlooms, we learn that Adolf Hitler's remaining descendants, brothers living under an assumed name in the United States, made a pact never to bear children.

What's in a name? Maybe everything, the surprisingly poignant Meet the Hitlers suggests, or maybe only what we decide to make of it.

Meet the Hitlers screens in the Documentary Feature competition at the New Orleans Film Festival:
- 7:15 p.m. Friday, Oct. 17; Theatres at Canal Place 9
- 5:15 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 19; Contemporary Arts Center

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

'Hitler' Joins Tinder, Gets Surprising Amount Of Attention

  The fake account describes Hitler as 'Selfish, impatient and a little insecure' it also goes on to warn that 'I make mistakes. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.'

Read some of the hilarious conversations here:

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Htiler's Art Collection Frows in Value

Last year, the market was awakened by the sale of a painting by Karl Walther for 23,000 euro. It was an extremely scarce piece as it once hung in the New Chancellery of Adolf Hitler. It seems now that this was not a one-off occasion. Recently works of other artists popular in the Third Reich have been sold for considerable prices. Almost 70 years after World War II, more and more people see this art from a purely historical perspective. Although the art works originate from an extremely tragic period, they should not be hidden or destroyed. This is an opinion shared by several museums, seeing the rising number of exhibitions of this art and the number of visitors.

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Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Dr. Who plots to kill Hitler!

Memorable Quotes and Moments
  • Amy: “Loop the loop!”
  • The Doctor: “Permission?” Rory: “Granted.”
  • Rory’s been hiding for hours! And he’s not getting warm.
  • Rory: “Hi Mels…” Mels: “Hi Rory…”
  • Rory: “I’m not gay.” His future wife: “Yes, you are.”
  • The robot duplicate taking off the Nazi’s glasses.
  • Rory punches Hitler!
  • Rory puts Hitler in a closet!
  • Fifteen minutes into the episode, we forget about Hitler!
  • Mel’s reaction to her River Song hair.
  • The Doctor’s reaction to the reference to The Graduate.
  • Sherlock-esque Banana scene. You know what I mean.
  • The Ponds on a motorcycle!
  • Amy: “Can you ride a motorbike?” Rory: “I expect so. It’s that sort of day.”
  • Amelia Pond in her blue coat. My heart always breaks.
  • Mels: “Take off your clothes.” With lots of guns.
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Sunday, October 5, 2014

Hitler: Bug hater

“Here Only,” states the Arabic sign, which also bears a swastika and a picture of the Nazi leader raising the traditional Third Reich salute. “A salute to the respectable Egyptian peoples from the German Hitler.”
“Hitler: Burns Cockroaches,” it reads, according to a translation provided to the Washington Free Beacon.