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ShopRite Cake Nazis: "No cake for you Adolf"

Heath Campbell, 35, and his wife Deborah, 25, attempted to buy their son a cake inscribed "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" at a ShopRite supermarket in New Jersey, USA.

The shop however described the request as "inappropriate" and refused to make the cake for young Adolf, who has just turned three.

The Campbells, who also have two daughters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, and Honsylynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell (named in reference to the SS Heinrich Himmler), were offered a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription but they refused.

ShopRite has also refused to make a cake for Adolf's sister Aryan Nation, who turns two in February.

Mrs Campbell, from Holland Township, New Jersey, said: "ShopRite can't even make a cake for a three-year-old. That's sad."

Regarding their controversial names, Mrs Campbell added: "I just figured that they're just names. They're just kids. They're not going to hurt anybody."

Mr Campbell told a New Jersey newspaper: "They say, 'He (Hitler) killed all those people.' I say, 'You're living in the wrong decade. That Hitler's gone.

"They're just names, you know. Yeah they (the Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They're not going to grow up like that."

But others, such as Barry Morrison, director of the Anti-Defamation League, said: "Might as well put a sign around their neck that says bigot, racist, hatemonger. What's the difference

Via The Telegraph

Hitler's pub dart bomb: The secret Nazi weapon drawn up to terrorise Britain

Via DailyMail

Israeli Jewish Nazis

By Tim McGirk
The last thing you would expect to find in the Jewish state would be homegrown neo-Nazis, but an Israeli court on Sunday jailed eight teenagers for beating up ultra-Orthodox Jews, gays and the elderly, while shouting, "Heil Hitler!"

The same gang of skinheads had painted swastikas and naked women on the doors of a Haifa synagogue. They had also attacked a drug addict in Tel Aviv and forced him to grovel and beg for forgiveness for being a Jew. They videotaped the spectacle and posted it on their website, spliced with clips of Adolf Hitler. And they weren't particularly secretive about their identities, having strutted around the beaches of Tel Aviv showing off their Nazi tattoos.

And yet all of these neo-Nazis are Israelis — one of them is a Jewish teenager whose grandparents survived the Holocaust.

The alienated young men channeled their anger by linking up with neo-Nazi groups back in Russia. A ringleader, Eli "the Nazi" Buatinov, told his gang from the working-class neighborhoods of Petah Tikvah, a bustling town near Tel Aviv, that he would never have children because he didn't want to sire a "piece of trash with even the smallest percentage of Jewish blood." Buatinov was given seven years in jail, the harshest sentence.

Full article HERE

Hitler reacts to Obama

The Times Online discusses the YouTube/Downfall mashup phenom HERE.

Why You Can’t Travel Back in Time and Kill Hitler

By Lauren Davis

• His Life is a Fixed Event in Time
• He’s More Clever Than You'd Think
• You’re Actually Part of a Predestination Paradox
• His Guards Are Used to Dealing with Time Traveling Assassins
• You’ll Be Thwarted By Other Time Travelers
• Killing Him Just Brings About a Potentially Worse Future
• It’s All Just a Dream

Full article HERE.

Nazi Sexperiments DVD

Vicious Nazi SS unleash a torrent of sexual brutality upon human guinea pigs! These jaded officers of evil feel no pity! Forced injections of chemicals and sperm torment the subject of Torture of a Slave. A young orphan must endure a Gestapo Ass Fuck. The catalogue of atrocities continues with Hitler's Harlot, The Traitress, a gallery of Nazis in 70s porn, and much more! Special guest 'Mr. 10 ½' Mark Stevens as an anal craving SS officer! 2 Hours!

Buy it for a mere $39.95 (and then rip it to BitTorrent for the rest of us)

Irony

Modern styling, traditional values

Pro-Hitler Elementary School Project

By Naomi Levin
"...a project on German culture with written text stating that Hitler was ‘one of the many great things about Germany’ and ‘one of the world’s most powerful dictators ever’.”

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Highlighting Hitler

Dinner with Hitler

by Greg Milam

The Flemish state channel VRT has ‘pulled’ a TV cookery show, due for broadcast this week, which was going to show viewers how to cook Adolf Hitler’s favourite meal.

The programme ‘Plat Prefere’ or ‘Favourite Dish’ usually profiles the chosen foods of the celebrities but Hitler’s culinary tastes have been deemed “too sensitive”.

Previous subjects have included Freddie Mercury, Maria Callas and Salvador Dali.

Previews of the Hitler episode had shown TV chef Jeroen Meus visiting the Nazi dictator’s haunts in southern Germany.

Hitler (pictured dining with Eva Braun) is said to have enjoyed trout with butter sauce, which Meus prepared in the show.

It isn’t surprising that Jewish groups led the protests and Michael Freilich, editor of the Jewish affairs magazine in Belgium, has welcomed VRT’s decision.

But, rather like the questions being posed in the UK about the Ross/Brand incident, he asks how the programme slipped through the broadcasters’ guidelines.

He said: "The problem is that Hitler is being featured in a cooking show, without any historical context."

Via Sky

Obama is like Hitler to racists.

This guy has a good take on things.

Liverpool man has Hitler's bus pass siezed.

by Michelle Fiddler

A MAN gave Liverpool police officers a Nazi salute after they found a bus pass bearing the face of Adolf Hitler in his bag.

Liverpool crown court was told father-of-two Arthur Starns shouted the German victory salute “Seig Heil” and shouted racial abuse at one of the two white officers who arrested him.

... as Starns was arrested for being drunk and disorderly, he said “n***er” to one of the police officers.

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You just can't trust the youth these days

"Barrack Hussein Obama
'This is the greatest country on the face of the Earth. Join with me as we change it.' -Obama 2008
Who else called for change in this fashion?
How did all these men do it?
Each and every one called upon youth movements.
Karl Marx
Joseph Stalin
Adolf Hitler
Benito Mussolini
Fidel Castro
And you want Obama for President? Are you nuts?"

The creator of the poster defends his work HERE

Springtime for Hitler and Russia

By: Gwladys Fouché
It features high-kicking Nazis, a potato-peeling Eva Braun and a hapless Russian spy lording it in the SS. Welcome to Hitler Kaput! Super Agents 008, a Russian farce wowing native audiences. The spoof comedy, which has been reigning supreme at the top of the Russian box-office for the past fortnight, describes the rollicking adventures of a Soviet undercover agent in the top echelons of the Third Reich. Herr Hitler gets high on cocaine and plans his military proceedures using potatoes for troops, while Braun pleads for a holiday in Dubai as she slaves over the spuds.

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Valkyrie Movie Trailer released

HD version available at APPLE

Hitler baby invades Hartford and he wants your car

"I am offended by it and I'm not Jewish," said Linda Keeler who works at a doctor's office nearby.

Cause, you know, Hitler only offends Jews. Not homosexuals, the handicapped, blacks, Gypsies, Poles, Jehovah's Witness, Communists or society in general. Idiot.

Hitler's tan line

VIA: Woot.com

A Nigerian named Adolf Hitler

By Funmi Adewoju
Saturday, September 20, 2008

It is a common all over the world to give name to a child as a unique identity after birth. The origin of such identity varies from continent to continent and from place to place. In Nigeria some children are named after their paternal or maternal parents and background or some deities worshiped in the family while some are named based on religious beliefs and characters. It is not also uncommon to see some named after heroes as appreciated by individual parents; such is the case of one court orderly, whose paternal desire to adour a hero gave a name that often leads him into frustrations. He has begun to consider a change of name.

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A day at Disneyland for Hitler

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Teletubby Nazi

Steve the National Socialist goes polling

"Steve the national socialist'' was the creation of a Sutherland Shire resident who visited at least three polling places clutching a poster of "Kitler'', a black and white cat with markings reminiscent of the dictator's moustache.

VIA: The Leader (or in German, Der Fuhrer)
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Hitler Turning Into Warewolf Nightlight

Via: petroleumjelliffe

Arkon Art Museum displays Nazi Satire

by Steven Litt
Between 1930 and 1938, Heartfield lampooned the rise of the Third Reich in 237 bitingly satirical photomontages published in the widely circulated Arbeiter Illustrierte Zeitung, the Workers Illustrated Newspaper, known as AIZ.

As might be expected, Heartfield's work got him into serious trouble with the Nazis. In April 1933, Heartfield narrowly escaped arrest by the Gestapo. The artist, who was only slightly taller than 5 feet, climbed out of his apartment window and hid inside a scrapped barbershop sign on a neighbor's ground-floor patio, said Andres Zervigon, a Rutgers University assistant professor who is writing a book on Heartfield. The artist then fled to Prague, where AIZ had already relocated.

Between 1979 and 1991, the Akron museum obtained 40 individual Heartfields published in AIZ, along with entire issues of the magazine, making it one of a handful of museums in the United States with substantial holdings in Heartfield's work.

VIA Cleveland.com

Christmas Sucks

Everyone is like Hitler

By STEPHEN KING

What do Stephen Harper, Barack Obama and John McCain have in common?

They're all like Hitler, according to people who have been making themselves heard over recent days. In fact, if you listen to enough idiots -- and these days they're hard to screen out -- everyone is like Hitler.

Stephen Harper is like Hitler, according to composer Walter Boudreau, speaking at a Montreal rally on Wednesday, because he plans to reduce federal funding to the arts. Barack Obama is like Hitler, according to various right-wing pundits, because he can get tens of thousands of fervent supporters to come to his speeches.

Via Cornwall Standard

One reporter's take on the Olympics

"There is something about Hitler and Germany that somehow makes it difficult to feel sorry for them when they get slaughtered at football. You just think, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler", said Olsson on his live chat show 'Olssons studio'."

Via The Local

Hitler: Inglorious Bastard

Filming is set to start Oct, 13 in Berlin with Brad Pitt in the lead role as a leader of a pack of Jewish commandos hell bend of wreaking havoc on the Nazi's. With the goal of collecting 100 scalps, the soldiers will also be shooting Aryan testicles into oblivion and carving swastikas into the foreheads of their enemies. This all according to the leaked script that surfaced in July.

The film, working title: Inglorious Bastards does not appear to be a remake of the 1977 by Enzo G. Castellari and was probably chosen by Tarantino as an homage to the previous film.

Get the 167 page, 9MB PDF version of the script HERE while it lasts.

VIA. NYMag, Timesonline

Samuel L. Jackson as a Nazi?!

Looks like Mr. Jackson is kicking things up a notch in the upcoming film, "The Spirit." We dunno why he's dressed as a Nazi, but he seems to change outfits in every scene, based on the trailer. Kinda reminds us of Black Midget Hitler.

Twitter goes down, Hitler goes BERZERK!

Via DVICE

Das Fuehrer Quartett - The Hitler Card Game

A publishing house in Berlin has released a card game featuring 32 dictators, including Adolf Hitler. The creators wanted to make an ironic statement about the tyrants but not everyone appreciates the joke.

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The edgy bus Nazi

PhotoshopDisasters is a fun site. It only took 10 minutes of searching to find something appropriate for Hitleriffic.

Cabaret by Flynt

Via Photosight

Into knitting and fascisim? Meet Knitler

Like 'pearls' before swine
Via The Sun

Hitler returns to Berlin, amidst shame, criticism

By David Crossland in Berlin

Madame Tussauds opened its new waxwork museum in Berlin to reporters on Thursday and, predictably, the attention was mainly focused on a startlingly realistic figure of Adolf Hitler in his bunker. His dark portrayal as a broken man may defuse criticism that including him was tasteless.

Via Spiegel

Hitler's Jewish Soldiers

by Brian Cuban
Would it surprise anyone to learn that there were upwards of 150, 000 soldiers of partial Jewish descent serving in the Nazi army during World War II? I had no idea until I attended a lecture by Bryan Mark Rigg discussing his book entitled Hitler’s Jewish Soldiers. What is even more startling is that Adolf Hitler was aware of this and for a while allowed them to serve. In most cases these soildiers had no knowledge of the Holocaust killing machine. From their point of view they were simple German patriots fighting for their country. Many did not even consider themselves Jewish. Some were unaware of their “Jewish blood”.

Via The Cuban Revolution

Hitler is Amused

Bionic Commando: 8-Bit Nazi Fightin' Action

If you’re a fan of retrogames, you probably know that the NES game Bionic Commando underwent a number of changes to make it more ‘appropriate’ to American audiences. In fact, Bionic Commando originally had a very different name overseas.

Ever wondered why the Badds looked like stormtroopers or why the final boss was a shirtless, Lazarus Pit-spawned Hitler? Uh… because the game was freakin’ called TOP SECRET: The Return of Hitler!

Image and text, Kevin Sung

Even Adolf had a sense of humor...

In an upcoming book by the last remaining member of Hitler's bunker, Rochus Misch, 90, some new bits of trivia regarding the infamous leader are revealed. Amongst them, this precious little gem of humor:

Hitler recounted how Mrs Goering found her husband waving a baton over his underwear in the bedroom and asked him what he was doing.

"He replied: "I am promoting my underpants to OVERpants""

It's probably way funnier when told by someone with a cute little mustache.

VIA Telegraph

Aged Hitler by Andrzej Dragan

Via Daily Mail

Munich: Walking tours of Hitler's favorite city

Visiting tourists can't get enough of Adolf Hitler tours in Munich, the southern German city where the dictator nurtured his Nazi Party and, 10 years before he was elected German chancellor, mounted the 1923 Beer Hall Putsch. The guided walking tours take sightseers to city sites with Adolf Hitler significance which most Munich natives today are no longer aware of, such as the fact that Hitler gave his first public speech upstairs at the world-famous Hofbraeuhaus beer hall in 1918.
"...a lot of them are curious to know how Hitler came to power," Munichwalktours co-owner Ralph Lluenstroth said. Wilma, 60, from Puerto Rico, said: "I have read so much about this, and I just could not comprehend how the Germans could follow a guy like that. After seeing the place, I can understand it better."

VIA- EarthTimes
Image VIA - Walki-Talki Tours

Rules = Fasiscm

It seems like some people just can't handle rules. As soon as anyone tries to regulate porn on the Internet, people get upset. I found this image in a new contact's stream today and I guess he's upset because of Flickr's policy of wanting people to self-regulate their nude photos with a tag of "moderate" or "restricted" so that people who don't want to see nipples and such don't have to.

It's kind of a silly analogy to make, IMO. While the Third Reich did bring freedom of speech to a halt, their focus was more on politics than erotics. Also, Flickr doesn't seem to have any prison camps for dissidents, they simply delete their accounts.

Fucking Hell! Hitler as a Hippy

The Chapman brothers (Jake and Dinos) have opened a pair of exhibits inside White Cube at Mason's Yard in London. The first exhibit Fucking Hell is a collection of Boschian dioramas featuring skeletons, torture and Nazis gone wild. In the photo above, a group of living dead observe Hitler painting atop a clifside overlooking the apocalyptic carnage below.

Their second exhibit, If Hitler Had Been a Hippy How Happy Would We Be, features a group of watercolors painted by Hitler himself, which have been defaced by the brothers. They purchased the group of 13 paintings last year for a total of £115,000. By adding rainbows and other embellishments to the paintings, the brothers hope to redeem their artistic merit.
Via Timesonline

Hitler Desk Set Surfaces in Houston

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- It's a valuable artifact, which represents one of the worst, most brutal eras ever. Something that belonged to Adolf Hitler, and it's now in the hands of a Houston World War II veteran.

Nintendo to Hitler: Go get a Playstation

Skylar Wilcox (2008-05-20)

It looks like the crossover demographic between Mario Kart fans and neo-Nazis is about to be disappointed. Apparently through rigorous field testing, Nintendo Everything has found that attempting to connect to an online game of Mario Kart Wii with the Mii license "Hitler" results in a message stating that the name is not allowed and must be changed to connect.

Stalin, Osama, and Saddam, however, continue to be allowed through, and Mussolini continues to be too long.
VIA The Wire

Praying Hitler on display in Paris

The Pompidou Center in Paris will be hosting an exhibition ``Traces du Sacre'' (``Traces of the Sacred'') featuring Maurizio Cattelan's ``Him'', a praying Hitler, from May 7 - August 11, 2008

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Anne Frank Meets Hitler

"I Love Hitler," Amazon Doesn't.

Amazon deleted the item after protests from the Jewish community. The shirt is still available at shop.com, however. For a mere $16+ shipping, you too can have a pure white t-shirt emblazoned with a red and black logo.

These guys will probably protest the shirt as well, but for other reasons.


Via: InternetRetailer.com

Frank Kozik: Hitler Kitsch

Why have you drawn on fascist imagery at this particular time and with this particular show?

I don't really know, it's a sort of compulsion. I mean, I do all sorts of stuff but the Hitler kitsch thing keeps drawing me back. Perhaps I'm insane. It seems to have some sort of magnetic appeal. Like, people hate it and like it at the same time. So, that's interesting.

What would you say to people who are uncomfortable with the use of this imagery?

They should be!

Via: Nude

Ukreanian Hitler Doll: Two headed, fascist goodness for $200

Recently, the media has been up in arms about this new Hitler doll being sold in Kiev. It's not a new concept, as Hitler action figures have been around for some time now. While they tend not to show up at Toys R Us, they aren't meant for children in the first place.
The Daily Mail says this:

An action-man style doll of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler has gone on sale in the Ukraine, with saleswomen comparing the doll to Barbie.

Supermarkets in the capital Kiev are stocking the 40 centimetre high figure of the fuhrer, complete with jackboots, leather trench-coat and swastika armband.

The £100 figure has a spare head "with a kind expression on it," glasses and several changes of clothes.

So, for $200, anyone can have a 12" dictator.

Hitler Car for Auction in Xbox Game, Forza 2

"Microsoft and Turn 10 might be determined to seek and destroy acts of hatred and discrimination plastered on Xbox Live, but the publisher and developer of Forza 2 couldn't act fast enough to prevent a 1957 Mercedes 300SL, defaced by pro-Nazi symbols and sentiments, from being offered through the game's online auction mode. 360-gamer recently pointed to the unsettling item, criticizing the moderators for their inability to keep this kind of content off of the Xbox Live servers; or at least promptly remove it (apparently the car's been Live for a while)." - by James Ransom-Wiley Jul 3rd 2007 7:57PM

Comedy Biopic About Hitler on the Slate?

By Scott Roxborough

COLOGNE, Germany (Hollywood Reporter) - The company behind "American Idol" is developing a black comedy about Adolf Hitler's early years.

"Mein Kampf," based on a dark farce by Hungarian playwright George Tabori, is set in a Vienna hostel before World War One. In the play, an insecure Hitler is befriended by an elderly Jew who gives him his infamous hair style and toothbrush mustache.

Tom Schilling ("Elementary Particles") will star as Hitler, and Goetz Georg as his Jewish friend, Schlomo Herzl. Urs Odermatt will direct the production, which starts shooting in Vienna this week. UFA plans to release the film in Germany next year.

"Mein Kampf" marks the first production for German film group UFA Cinema, a new subsidiary of FremantleMedia, the producer of "American Idol," "Family Feud" and a slew of other shows.

VIA Reuters, #2

Hitler and John Lennon, both fans of the Neumann Mic

"Before its glorious post war role as a tool for musicians, a Neumann bottle mic was used in 1936 Berlin Olympics as German Chancellor Adolf Hitler opened ceremonies on. Soon the Third Reich used the then groundbreaking clarity of the mikes to "not only transport the words and information, but...emotion." And so often was it used, it gained the nickname Hitlerflasche, or the Hitler Bottle." -Brian Lam

Via Gizmodo, Via NPR

Astrology Blackout: Hitler's Birthday Edition

Charlie Smith, over at Vancouver's Straight.com, makes an interesting point about the omission of Adolf's birthday in popular astrology celebrity birthday factoids. It seems that most astrologers don't like mentioning the old dead Nazi, but maybe there's a logical reason:

Maybe it's because commenting on the Nazi fuehrer's birthday wouldn't jive with the following descriptions of people born on this day:

* "You have tremendous resilience and fortitude and the strength of character to take on whatever comes your way. You are strong, passionate and persistent." (Eugenia Last)

* "You're a natural leader. You're dynamic, enthusiastic and interested in many things. In your personal life you're very private. You care about your home and your family. Obstacles simply act as a challenge to you." (Georgia Nicols)

Seems to me that if someone has the same birthday as someone as influential as Hitler, they probably ought to be reminded of it.

Blitzkrieg: Escape from Stalag 69

Robin Bougie (bougieman) wrote,
@ 2008-04-17 14:41:00

I haven’t really been able to cover as much “COMING SOON” stuff as I would like in the pages of Cinema Sewer, mainly because I like CS to have a very timeless feel, and not seem outdated in a few months. Things like new upcoming independent low budget sex-n-violence packed genre efforts have been given very little coverage. I leave that to Rue Morgue and Fangoria, and tend to focus on unearthing classic and forgotten stuff, and everything else kinda gets pushed to the side.

But recently I’ve been realising that this blog would be a great place to promote, and bring attention to these cool looking upcoming movies that I’ve been made privy to, so as with recent posts about TOKYO GORE POLICE, and MACHINE GIRL, I will be doing more of that as I become aware of movies that really should be getting more press and hype. This cool shit often falls in my lap, so I should start doing more to help promote it, I think.

In that sliced open vein, I proudly bring you a pile of disgusting *EXCLUSIVE* on-set photos and an *EXCLUSIVE* interview just for Bougie-blog readers, all from Keith Crocker’s upcoming “Blitzkrieg: Escape From Stalag 69” from Wild Eye releasing!! It’s not to often that a NEW Naziploitation gore flick comes along, (in fact there is talk that this is the first to be made in 30 years!) so click the NSFW cut-link an' check it out!

World Prepares for Hitler's Birthday, 4-20, Passover

April 20, 2008 marks a weird conjunction of the birth of Hitler, National Marijuana Day and Passover. Police in Russia are preparing for a night of violence. In the US, the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) says several well-known domestic extremist groups are planning to hold racist rallies, marches, cookouts and other events in Washington, D.C., Chicago, IL, Portland, OR, Houston, TX, and Morganton, NC, in conjunction with Hitler's birthday. [LINK]

I guess while those guys are busy with that, everyone else will be eating matzo and/or smokin' weed.

Charles Manson is Illegitimate Son of Hitler

McDonald's is your kinda place.

Via: EnglishRussia.com